Like The Red Premature Panda
So I guess my book is out? No one told me. While it isn't supposed to be available until April 5th, my dad's broker in Tennessee walked into a Barnes and Noble and bought it today. And then my dad walked into a Barnes and Noble in Orange and bought it, too, even though I already know he's pre-ordered, like, twenty on Amazon.
So I was sort of expecting to have some big announcement post on April 4th saying, "My book's out tomorrow! You've saved up your allowances- now go blow them!", but. . .I think the book is in stores. Today. Which is sort of anticlimactic, since I was planning to have a special night pre-April 5th. Curl my hair. Rig some streamers to fall down from the ceiling when my alarm went off in the morning. Eat a special dinner of Pastaroni White Cheddar and Shells (if you haven't tried this, do). Etc. If I had known the book was going to be out today, at the very least I would have put on some new underwear.
Anyway, go buy my book.
Sincerely,
Andrea.
Same thing happened when my book came out -- I walked past a Barnes & Noble a week before it was supposed to be released, and there it was on display.
Who was I to complain. Sell it sell it sell it.
Get ready to be obsessed with your Amazon.com ranking.
Posted by: Pauly D | March 15, 2004 at 05:13 PM
Andreaa,
Killer!
Posted by: geoff | March 15, 2004 at 08:44 PM
I only ordered 15!!!!
Posted by: dad | March 16, 2004 at 09:19 PM
Andrea, I eagerly logged on today hoping to read your impressions of Shandi's indiscretions, and there were none. I realize other things might take precedence, but this is America's Next Top Model, for Christ's sake.
Posted by: Stacey | March 17, 2004 at 10:23 AM
What Does Simon, (stellas foster 'dad') do for a living in the book. I know he makes crackers or something, but i need to know! i cant find it in the book and i have a book report to do on this! Help!!!
Posted by: michelle | April 28, 2004 at 03:18 PM
he's in product development at nabisco.
Posted by: andreaa | April 28, 2004 at 07:59 PM