Don't Feel Like Dancing Either, And Yet This Weekend I Have A Wedding To Attend

There's a song by the Scissor Sisters called "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'," which undercuts itself by being a dance song.  Blogging to say "I don't feel like bloggin'" is an exercise in the same kind of contradiction.

And I don't.

But what I do feel like doing, after receiving the InStyle Makeover Fall 2007 issue and browsing the page of beauty contributors, is taking my ass into a court and filing a petition to beef up my first name and drop my last.