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September 09, 2007

The Only Possible Explanations

For that performance Britney Spears just gave on the VMA's:

1.  She is heavily, heavily sedated.

2.  Like Samson, the sum total of her ability was in the hair that got chopped off in the Tarzana salon.

3.  This week Criss Angel made her brain disappear.

4.  She's now a Dadaist installation, but just hasn't told anyone, which is part and parcel of the Dadaism.

5.  Concealed zombie bite under sparkle bra.

Comments

4 and 5 are tied for my favorites (though I think 5 is honestly more believable).

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