Kim took this when we went out to brunch at the Fairmont Hotel for her birthday this past weekend. Christmas and I both had red meat. Previously, I was accused by an Amazon.com forum poster of appearing naked on the back of my last book; in this photo even the dog's nipples are tastefully covered, no?
And this would be Christmas' publicity shot (my head cropped out, of course). Look at the intensity in that gaze. It says, "I pee on you, Darconville's Cat. I pee on you!"