There's this dog at the dog park that is part chihuahua and part pug, except the DNA strands were all, "Ewww, cooties" and refused to mingle. So they tried to split the difference. As a result, the dog got a small chihuahua head and then the body of the largest, tubbiest, ottomaniest pug you've ever seen. The biggest dog lover at the park is actually scared to pet this dog, that's how alarming he looks. I intend to get a picture of the dog the next time he shows, and this post will be infinitely better once that happens, but in the meantime, he is not shaped unlike this chair:
we suggest calling it "pugahuahua"
add chug-pugahuahua and you have a drinking game.
Posted by: Anya | March 14, 2011 at 01:35 PM